andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

(via flying-bubba)

165, fuckers

So let me tell you about a cartoon

kshhhhk:

championbuttmaster:

It has a chubby kid as a main character. His father doesn’t really fully understand him but usually has his best interests at heart. The dad plays guitar and relishes the glory days of his past a lot and sometimes washes cars.

The kid is into video games and snacks and music. You know, normal kid stuff. But he also wants to prove himself and really unlock his potential.

Also featured is a strong stoic type who a lot of the other characters rely on. A strange, sloppy character with gross habits and a tragic past. A very paranoid character who is very into conspiracy theories and gets in the way a couple times throughout the series.

Eventually a family moves to town, and our main character meets Connie. A smart and capable girl whose family moves around a lot. They quickly become best friends and maybe even romantic interests, despite Connie’s strict parents who while tolerating the main character’s family and associated parties, kind of distrust them for a while.

But yeah it’s called—what? You’ve heard of it? Huh? No. It’s not that. I’m talking about…

*King of the Hill theme starts playing*

s4dpunk

(via s4dpunk)

A bill to allow transgender people to change the gender listings on their birth certificates without undergoing sex reassignment surgery has won initial approval in the Colorado House.

(via projectqueer)

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via ladylarkin)

besp00ky:
“Edit: “Witchhouse” by Don Kenn thanks standupfuckintall!
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besp00ky:

Edit: “Witchhouse” by Don Kenn thanks standupfuckintall!

(via folk-punk)

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

Say what you will about America, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice.

(via wafag)

Update: meds talk

I do NOT like seroquel. Made me feel confused and restless, yet drowsy at the same time. Zoloft is making me clench my jaw, my hands and feet are clammy, I feel really warm even though my temp is only 97 (96 is about normal for me), I am agitated and can’t eat. Fuck this shit. I was feeling wayyyy better just taking d3 in the morning and 5-htp at night.

Worst part is I know I still have to feel like this for the rest of the day, so I am in sick day mode to the max, and am just going to watch Netflix til this goes away.